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Me and the Midget - Summer lessons

I had a tooth pulled on Wednesday and I was thinking about doing something with that but I’m having a hard time finding the humor in it right now. So I thought I go with something a little more bizarre. Trust me theirs nothing more bizarre then being sized up by a humming bird. Thanks for checking in guys.

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Me and the Midget - fanboys gone wild!

I always appreciate your feed back, but ya know.... Lets keep it within reason.

Thanks for checking in guys.

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Me and the midget- pg 8 (reimagined)

I’m going back to the original story and I’ll be periodically redoing those pages. This is one of those pages. So don't worry if you can't make sense out of it. I'll be posting it next to its original counterpart here

http://themidgetandme.blogspot.com/2010/03/page-2-chapter-2.html

Summer is here which means less time huddled in the basement. Which is great for my weight and complexion. But not so great for my blog. But rest assured I'll always return to Me and the midget. And rest even more assured that summer in the east coast of Canada is an amazingly short period of time So I'll be posting regularly before you even notice Ive gone.

Thanks for checking in guys.

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Me and the Midget- My masterpiece.

Sooooo, That's what happened to me this weekend. a3

Me and the Midget- "under my Skin."

I’m REALLY sorry for the delay in updates lately guys. Since my last post me, and half my family became violently ill. The good news is all that time held up in bed gave me some time to brainstorm a few ideas. So please come back for more next time same midget time, same midget Blog. a3.

Postcards from Me and the Midget - Who's Next?

To all my new readers ‘Postcards from Me and the Midget’ is our chance to get interactive. I change my banner ever couple of weeks. Traditionally I use a dwarf tossing theme and I take requests from YOU the audience. What should I be throwing my midget at. We’ve had the little guy hurdling through space, tossed at a bed full of cash, even dunking on Chris Bosh. But their all by request. Just like the picture displayed over this post. It was suggested by Blog_Master_Flex in my comment section.

Blog_Master_Flex said...
Field goal. I once had a dream i kicked a midget through a field goal. Fulfill my dream, Sir.
February 27, 2011 5:06 PM

Here at Me and the Midget we make dreams come true. Let us make your dreams come true as well. I’m currently working on an old request. (It should be posted by the end of the day). After that it’s open for you. What do you guys think? Where should my midget be tossed? Leave a comment to give a suggestion.
Also check out Blog_Master_Flex’s work at http://blogginthatfunk.blogspot.com/
I can honestly say his Posts have been passed around my circle of friends.
Thanks for reading guys. Me and the midget will be back soon with a full comic.
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Me and the Midget-scripted reality (part two)

The events in the following comic are based on actual events. The names and places have been changed to protect the identities of the parties involved.



And that was me and the Midgets brush with stardom. I originally thought this story would take three pages to tell. But I think Ive said all I need to say about this chapter in my life. Interesting side note, 22 year old Ryan Anderson from Vancouver would later go on to win this reality show. And on a personal note I never did figure out who Debbie Travis was. Thanks for reading guys, see you all next time.

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Me and the Midget-scripted reality (part one)

The events in the following comic are based on actual events. The names and places have been changed to protect the identities of the parties involved.






I could fill a book with all the nonsense that happened that month. But I'll try to stick to the meat of the story. It should take about three pages to complete. Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter, same Midget time, same Midget blog. (Thanks for reading guys.) a3

Post Cards From Me and the Midget- The best of intentions (LO SIENTO)

‘Postcards from Me and the Midget’ is your chance to provide a punch line to my next banner.



When a man calling himself The Criticizer gives you a complement you notice. When he then gives you a suggestion like he did in this comment he left in my comment section.


( The Criticizer said...
Now that I think about it can you draw me up a cool Regular Show banner?
March 5, 2011 9:00 PM

The Criticizer said...
Also, I kinda want it to be of the main characters bro-fisting.
March 5, 2011 9:09 PM)


You give it your best shot. And if you’re me you fail miserably. Apparently 'Regular Show' is an animated show that airs in the States. The picture posted here is my failed attempt. I guess I didn’t know exactly what Regular Show meant. I’m taking another stab at this one buddy. I’m not sure I can do the Bro fisting thing again. But I’ve got some ideas. To anyone interested The Critizer has since changed his name to The beta Critic You can check out his blog here. http://thebetacritic.blogspot.com/

The last times I posted someones link like this she got 2 or 3 extra followers. Me and The Midget are the regular Oprah. So comment and leave a suggestion. I’ll take a stab at it. Plus I’ll post your link as a way of saying thanks. Also I’d love to see fan art. If you think you got the chops you could really make my day with a quick sketch. I could offer up an art trade as an incentive.

Me and the Midget will be back next time with a full comic. Thanks for checking out this post. A3

Me and the Midget- Never say Midget

In Hindsight I should have named this one Never say Beiber. But once you hit save Theirs no turning back.

Me and the Midget - Happy St. Patrick's Day

Posts will be delayed for the rest of the week due to hang over.

Me and the Midget - Girl talk.

Women be talking. Am I right? Am I right? (tap tap) Is this thing on?

Post Cards From Me and the Midget - This ones for you.

Chris Bosh's stay with the Toronto Raptors is over, and Abria Young is pissed off as hell. Or at least she was. Two weeks ago after a long night of drinking she said Me and the Midget should make a statement about this outrage. I took this suggestion as an opportunity to switch up my banner. I figured having The Midget dunking on him would be an appropriate way of expressing disgust.
On Saturday night (after another long night of drinking.) I told her I fulfilled her request..... She had no idea what I was talking about.

Anyway Abria, this ones for you. You guys gotta check out her blog The updates are a little slow but there always worth the wait. Her appreciation of the irreverent is unmatched.

http://adventuresofabria.blogspot.com/

Me and the Midget- Hard times

Ba Dum CHEEE!

Blog_Master_Flex If your reading this I promise I will "Fulfill your dream", of a Field Goal Banner. But I wanted to break up the sports theme that has been hovering my blog as of late. So I took a suggestion from The Criticizer who asked for, "cool Regular Show banner" but more on that later.
Ive had a little writers block lately and I think it shows. But an interesting thing happened to me when I tried to cash in a gift certificate last week and I think there's a comic in it.

Me and the Midget- News of the day.

100 Followers and Counting!!!!


After a little over a year of posting my link everywhere. I finally found 100 people willing to commit an avatar to Me and The Midget. Thank you so much to everyone following. And double Thanks to anyone who shared this link with their friends.

Post Cards from Me and the Midget - Wish you were here.

I'm always looking for suggestions for my Dwarf Tossing banner. that's where we can bring back the dignity to dwarf tossing. What I want from you is a suggestion. What would be the greatest thing to be picked up and thrown into?
The bed full of money theme comes from aread. Who suggested it on November 1, 2010. The lovely ladies was ALLLL MINE. But there's proof that if suggested I'll draw it.... It might take a couple months but it'll get down. Thanks for the suggestion Genevieve.

I'm trying my hand at some new animation. It's a mixed bag of results right now but as I recall that's a part of the process. But hold your britches folks. The Midget finally beaks his Silence when "THE MIDGET SPEAKS."

P.S. Happy Birthday MOM!!

Me and the Midget - Super bowl Review.

The super bowl reference is a week late to be relevant, and the Geico gecko referance is about five years late but it feels topical. And it's as close as relevant as Me and the Midget will ever be.

Me and the midget-What happens in Vegas Stays on Facebook.

Woah! This one almost killed me. Remember a time when what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas? Takes me back to my childhood.

Post Cards from me and the midget - It's a new year.

The Christmas decorations are down. That kind of killed me, although I'm not a home owner I always imagined I'd be one of the guys who left his decorations
up all year. I though it might be funny to keep this one up all year because this might be the closest thing I'll ever know to owning a house. I'm working on a new header now a suggestion to have the Midget flying on to a bed of money I got from A. Read. (my sister) But as is tradition I want to fill it with some fly honeys. So right now I'm struggling like crazy to draw pretty girls. I'll post it as soon as I'm finished.